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This relaxed, garment-dyed hoodie brings sarcastic, tongue-in-cheek attitude into everyday wear. The front text — playful and bold — sits between two small cactus illustrations, while the back carries a bright, square logo that reads “THAT MERCH MOOD.” Thick, ringspun cotton blended with polyester gives the hoodie a substantial, cozy weight that softens with each wash. The lined hood and flat drawcord add structure, and ribbed cuffs and hem keep the shape while letting you layer comfortably. Throw it on for long drives, late nights out with friends, or when you want to speak your mind without saying a word. It’s for people who prefer witty, slightly snarky pieces that still feel warm and lived-in.
Product features
- 80% ringspun cotton / 20% polyester heavy fabric (322 g/m²) for a soft, durable feel
- Relaxed fit with 1x1 ribbed cuffs and bottom hem for stretch and shape retention
- Lined hood with self-colored flatcord drawstrings for added structure and comfort
- Necktape and half-moon back patch for stabilized seams and a finished look
- Sewn-in twill label and garment-dyed finish that softens with wear
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Hoodie — "Bitch I Will Put You In A Truck" Funny Protective Quote Hoodie
$75.55
Product features
- 80% ringspun cotton / 20% polyester heavy fabric (322 g/m²) for a soft, durable feel
- Relaxed fit with 1x1 ribbed cuffs and bottom hem for stretch and shape retention
- Lined hood with self-colored flatcord drawstrings for added structure and comfort
- Necktape and half-moon back patch for stabilized seams and a finished look
- Sewn-in twill label and garment-dyed finish that softens with wear
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat